Has your keyboard been dry lately? Is your tissue box sitting lonely in a corner with all of the little squares still neatly tucked inside, plastic wrapper untouched? Are you getting the side eye from the proverbial sock in the drawer despite having a whole world of porn at your fingertips online? Or perhaps you have a sexy lady in your sheets desperate to be filled up with your huge, manly load only to be left wanting when your sausage drips its sad mustard like it’s the ugliest wiener of them all. 

Well, enough wallowing! Pull up your sleeves, soldier boy, because it’s time to fire up the ol’ heat seeking missile, arm it to the teeth and send it shooting into a loved one’s piehole, pink hole, bumhole or any other cavity (hey, I don’t know what you’re into but I ain’t judging either). How are you going to achieve this feat, you wonder? Simple. Just follow the instructions. The army manual to equip your saber to regularly handle bigger loads is available. The training is hard (*wink wink) and your supervisor, Lilly, is ruthless. She has seen many cadets try to satisfy her stringent requirements for bigger loads only to fall short. But she wants you to succeed, trooper! She wants you to explode in her slit with the force of ten atomic bombs and leave her dripping. To ensure that no man gets left without multiple orgasms, Lilly has developed a peer reviewed, battle tested training manual designed to help you get bigger loads. 

The results are in. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to fire up your meat rocket, follow the battle plan, and get Lilly’s lovely pussy drenched in cum.